(Pro)Traktor
The ruler can’t look me in the eyes no way
I draw a straight line on the page but no plane
Ay yo, straight or zigzag, I’m a Pythagoras plottin’
Cah’ I does it on my own shape
And I'm a splash for the burette
She’ll drip drip the chemistry potion
Computer data loggers probe like a finger
Logging temperatures and speed, distance, motion
My lifestyle’s terribly shady but you'll never catch me on a Paul O’Grady show
Explosive, Richter scale
Don't think I'm a blow, I'll get you Beaufort woah
I went to school and I learnt about equipment
You can use to collect and analyse
I bought a compass as the world was revolving
Drew an orbit to calculate its size
I like to measure angles with a protraktor
I like to draw angles in the same way
Acute, obtuse and reflex
Measure angles every day
I like to measure angles with a protraktor
I like to draw angles in the same way
Zoom zoom down the right angle
More angles, more compasses here
I'm using percentages for a statistical test
Girls on my bank with compound interest
Ay look pounds or pence if you wanna make sense
Of the retail price index
And I'm the life of the party
Using my thermometer to check the barbie
Babe is with me she can ride in the car seat
As I check out my fuel efficiency
My lifestyles terribly moody but you'll never catch me on a Richard and Judy show
Explosive, Richter scale
Don't think I'm a blow, I'll get you Beaufort woah
I went to school and I learnt about equipment
You can use to collect and analyse
I bought a compass as the world was revolving
Drew an orbit to calculate its size
I like to measure angles with a protraktor
I like to draw angles in the same way
Acute, obtuse and reflex
Measure angles every day
I like to measure angles with a protraktor
I like to draw angles in the same way
Zoom zoom down the right angle
More angles, more compasses here
Don't say my name when I'm at the bar
Cause I am a judge and the pressure has gone too far
The isobar, Isobar,
Jus leave me alone
Alone
My lifestyle’s very important but you'll never catch me on a Graham Norton show
Explosive, Richter scale
Don't think I'm a blow I'll get you Beaufort woah
I went to school and I learnt about equipment
You can use to collect and analyse
I bought a compass as the world was revolving
Drew an orbit to calculate its size
I like to measure angles with a protraktor
I like to draw angles in the same way
Acute, obtuse and reflex
Measure angles every day
I like to measure angles with a protraktor
I like to draw angles in the same way
Zoom zoom down the rabbit hole
More angles, more compasses here
I draw a straight line on the page but no plane
Ay yo, straight or zigzag, I’m a Pythagoras plottin’
Cah’ I does it on my own shape
And I'm a splash for the burette
She’ll drip drip the chemistry potion
Computer data loggers probe like a finger
Logging temperatures and speed, distance, motion
My lifestyle’s terribly shady but you'll never catch me on a Paul O’Grady show
Explosive, Richter scale
Don't think I'm a blow, I'll get you Beaufort woah
I went to school and I learnt about equipment
You can use to collect and analyse
I bought a compass as the world was revolving
Drew an orbit to calculate its size
I like to measure angles with a protraktor
I like to draw angles in the same way
Acute, obtuse and reflex
Measure angles every day
I like to measure angles with a protraktor
I like to draw angles in the same way
Zoom zoom down the right angle
More angles, more compasses here
I'm using percentages for a statistical test
Girls on my bank with compound interest
Ay look pounds or pence if you wanna make sense
Of the retail price index
And I'm the life of the party
Using my thermometer to check the barbie
Babe is with me she can ride in the car seat
As I check out my fuel efficiency
My lifestyles terribly moody but you'll never catch me on a Richard and Judy show
Explosive, Richter scale
Don't think I'm a blow, I'll get you Beaufort woah
I went to school and I learnt about equipment
You can use to collect and analyse
I bought a compass as the world was revolving
Drew an orbit to calculate its size
I like to measure angles with a protraktor
I like to draw angles in the same way
Acute, obtuse and reflex
Measure angles every day
I like to measure angles with a protraktor
I like to draw angles in the same way
Zoom zoom down the right angle
More angles, more compasses here
Don't say my name when I'm at the bar
Cause I am a judge and the pressure has gone too far
The isobar, Isobar,
Jus leave me alone
Alone
My lifestyle’s very important but you'll never catch me on a Graham Norton show
Explosive, Richter scale
Don't think I'm a blow I'll get you Beaufort woah
I went to school and I learnt about equipment
You can use to collect and analyse
I bought a compass as the world was revolving
Drew an orbit to calculate its size
I like to measure angles with a protraktor
I like to draw angles in the same way
Acute, obtuse and reflex
Measure angles every day
I like to measure angles with a protraktor
I like to draw angles in the same way
Zoom zoom down the rabbit hole
More angles, more compasses here